1. Thou shalt appreciate boobs.
Boobs have the power to create happiness, and they have the power to take it away.
2. Thou shalt not hold elbows, kneecaps, boogers plastered with nose hair, or any other part in higher regard than boobs.
After all, a good butt is just boobs without nipples. Doesn’t make sense? Good….
3. Thou shalt not take any name of boobs in vain.
Anyone that says negative things about boobs is probably a terrorist, or really really confused.
4. Remember: Every day is a good boob day.
Even if the world is swarming with flesh eating zombie ninjas and dragons with fiery, corny poop, it will still be a good day for boobs.
5. Honor thy woman above all others, for her boobs doth act as thine guide.
If you don’t, you’ll probably wind up getting killed in your sleep.
6. Recognize that boobs hold the power to unite humankind.
If there is one thing that the leaders of the human race can agree on regardless of race, religion, gender, preference, or creed…it is that boobs are pretty awesome.
7. Once a Boobist, always a Boobist.
Boobism is a way of life.