A Five Year Old Birthday

As the title suggests, I wrote this and created a card for a five year old little girl.

Today is the day
And you are now five
You are the oldest you
That has ever been alive

This is your day
So do as you wish
You can fart on your dad
Or blow up some fish

You can play lots of games
And run all around
Or bounce off the walls
And roll on the ground

Don’t forget to eat cake
Until you get fat
And enjoy your big day
You adorable little brat

A Five Year Old's Birthday Card

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