A Very Bored Man

My eyes have sprouted clouds
My brain has turned to mush
I want to go and do something
But I am in no rush

Too up to fall asleep
Too down to move an inch
It does not work to bite my lip
Or give myself a pinch

I’ve zombified myself
I’ve died just half the way
My heart is black and full of bugs
My balls smell like decay

I can’t repair my mood
I don’t know what to do
Though cookies might just do the trick
I’m fucking lazy too

I’m bored beyond my means
I’m tired of this night
I’m calling in a blowjob raid
To set this evening right

Blue Footed Booby, this is Falcoln Butt requesting a mouth strike at my coordinates.

Say something!