The Farter

As the world drifts through the depths of sleep
I hear a lonely woman weep
For she has lived the horrid life
Of a flatulent man’s disgusted wife

She has locked herself away at times
To escape his constant heinous crimes
His assaults have found her near and far
Yes, his powers are indeed bizarre

They say that he can kill a man
Or poison people in Japan
By squeezing and releasing gas
There is no stopping this man’s ass

He can drown small dolphins with his might
If he does not keep his butt cheeks tight
Yet he does not care who suffers death
From his wet, insidious booty breath

And so his wife lives in remorse
Of her husband’s farting tour de force
She lays awake each night and weeps
While he slowly farts himself to sleep

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