The Easter Burglar

A crash, a bump, a knock in the night
“What was that!?” I say in a terrible fright
I spring from my bed and turn on the light
Then crawl down the hallway ready to fight
I come to the kitchen and what do I see
But a giant pink rabbit staring at me
He’s holding some eggs and a cup full of tea
This cannot be real! It just cannot be!
He wiggles his nose and throws down a Peep
Sending smoke in the air like some pink ninja creep
I shoot the burglar dead and skin him to keep
Then I return to my room and go back to sleep

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